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Forget the frankincense and myrrh. Just bring your gold!
11/11/2010

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Tesco can take over the planet without any help from me, so I was a bit disconcerted to learn that they’d taken my tongue-in-cheek observations at face value and acted on them. I read in today’s paper that a church has exchanged its pews for aisles of food after becoming a supermarket. Westbourne Methodist Church in Bournemouth, Dorset, has reopened as a Tesco Express! No doubt the checkouts will be sited at the altar rail where worshippers can make their genuflections to Mammon.

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